Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their

bomb making class in Toronto , when one notices the other has a huge

cork stuck in his ass.

If you do not mind me saying," stated the second, "that cork looks

very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"

I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck

in my ass."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along  Bloor Street  and I tripped

over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man

in Canadian Flag attire with a white beard and cowboy hat came boiling

out. He said, "I am Captain  Canada , the Genie. I can grant you one

wish."

I said, "No shit?"